Cause i'm a computer nerd and stuff i am a member of alot of forums and all of them have these two identical jokes going on, all the time XD its really funny :p Not really jokes persay but they cause jokes and rip offs to happen.
First is the debate of who would win, a pirate or a ninja?
Ninja :p for soooo many reasons :P
And the second, Summarize yourself in 5 short sentences, the point being... well there is no point. I will it, and it will be done.
I'm too violent for my own good I game too much and don't get my work done (typical) I hate just about everyone i've met XD I'm use and rely on computers so much i'm physically pluged into the wall I hate all children
A Pirate would win, Pirates are at large in the sea, and how the hell is Ninja ment to sneak around in the middle of the ocean, duh, and when Pirates are on land they are in rowdy bars and a Ninja likes to keep 2 themselves thus being the odd one out so they are easyily spotted, if ur on about a Pirate walking about the dark streets then obviously the Ninja, infact any1 could beat a drunken Pirate. That equals Pirates 2, and Ninjas 1. XD. Oo and Pirates tend 2 walk about in groups, even with the element of surprise, id like to see a Ninja beat about 6 drunk Pirates (and thats a small group). And be as fast as the Ninja is, he aint as fast as a bullet. And besides a Veteran Pirate is skilled in both marksmanship and sword play. You dont sail the rough seas and come back a pussy. XD
Very Friendly, aint violent unless provoked Too laid back for my own good really doesnt give a **** about too serious matters Way to huggable, im like a cudduly bear Gets along with every1, unlike some unsocialble ppl i know
I'm not going to answer that, so as to save myself some serious head trauma
Pirate vs Ninja: well, in a straight-up fight, Sean makes a good argument but it all depends on the skill of the particular pirate/ninja (some pirates are deadlier than others and it could be a regular ninja, an elite ninja or a grand master) but the thing is, ninjas are primarily assassins - they ambush their targets on their own terms. They probably wouldn't jump in with nunchucks whirling in a hail of shuriken throwing stars (like they did in The Last Samauri). So that ninja-on-the-seas thing is void. The ninja would probably wait for the pirate to come ashore, let him get drunk at the local pub and wait for him to wander home, and then slip in through the window and knife him in his bed. You're right, a guy in black robes is kinda conspicuous, but that's why ninjas use stealth. Ninjas are patient and cunning and basically once they've marked someone, that someone's a dead man.
Hmm, me in 5 sentences...
Modest, used to be shy but gradually getting more outgoing, the last word in nerd (come on - the Warhammer, the DOW, this forum...)
Stupid English accent
Writes too much wacked-out fiction
Works hard...sometimes
Way too devoted to gorgeous, fun-loving girlfriend (what she sees in me I'll never know)
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Captain Thule: We have yet to meet our betters, alien. All we have seen are deluded tyrants, heretics and alien scum. Farseer Taldeer: You should have looked beyond your mirror then.
Fenix has a gd point, the outcome of the assination will depend soloy on the stealth skills of the Ninja, they either sharpshoot their oppents using missle weapons or knife them in their sleep. Ninjas are also skilled in poisoning their oppents, they would proberly spike the Pirates drink or their food, they also have other clever tactics like for instance a female Ninja would seduce a Pirate then kill him using poison when his guard down or kill him silently. I was wrong about the bar thing, Ninjas dont always where the trademark clothes, they could be dressed as any1. They also use some things like a cart which fires arrows. So they could strike at any time. Its only as a lst resort that they charge the opponent.
Well, the Ninja might wear his trademark clothes but then the point of them is to not be seen ie blend into the darkness, he wouldn't wear them while going undercover at the local bar :)
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Captain Thule: We have yet to meet our betters, alien. All we have seen are deluded tyrants, heretics and alien scum. Farseer Taldeer: You should have looked beyond your mirror then.
And besides a Veteran Pirate is skilled in both marksmanship and sword play. You dont sail the rough seas and come back a pussy. XD
