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[BOSS]Fenix


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Sorry Sean, but probability of funny parodies of Gaget's way of speaking: 100% :P


Drawing up transcript of MSN conversation between [BOSS]Asreal and [BOSS]Fenix...complete


Opening files...


Matt says:


OMG...


Bryony says:


?


Matt says:


Check out Gaget's lines...


Bryony says:


decreased to 50%?! XD LOL


Matt says:


"Adequate counter: Flee" LOL


Bryony says:


Matt says:


Or, "Adequate Counter: Stop Calculating and start fighting"


Bryony says:


^^:


Matt says:


"Uh oh, sensors detect Zell approaching at high speed...


Matt says:


"Chances of screaming like a girl - 65%"


Matt says:


"Analysis of situation: Zell is holding a gun to your head"


Matt says:


"Adequate counter: You're frakked"


Matt says:


"Probability of cheesy action-hero one-liner - 85%"


Matt says:


Zell: Hasta la vista, bitch!


Matt says:


BANG


Matt says:


"Error...error...error..."


Bryony says:


...


Bryony says:


XD


Bryony says:


Oh dear..


Matt says:


I'm gonna post that XD


Matt says:


In the OOC XD


Bryony says:


Post me and Jacen! XD


Bryony says:


Before i write a spam version and put it up


Matt says:


"Analysis...Fariel approaching Jacen...possible cheesy emotional scene detected...reccomend termination of scene"


Matt says:


"Termination in progres..." BLAM BLAM BLAM


Bryony says:


XD LOL


Matt says:


"Does not compute...Jacen is not trying to frag Fariel...analysis: statistics only work 4% of the time"


Matt says:


"Adequate counter - randomly bring in Kerr and screw it all up"


Bryony says:


XD lol


Matt says:


"Adequate counter - smile smugly"


Matt says:


I'm sorry but this Gaget guy just demands pisstaking


Matt says:


XD


Matt says:


(Eevee approaches) "Fashion victim detected...possible analysis: Fariel's fault adequate counter: Homicide"


Bryony says:


XD LOL


Matt says:


(Shadow flies overhead) "Crappy interior decorating detected. Analysis: Large airship. Hypothesis: Neji is trying to compensate for something."


Bryony says:


You havn't seen homicidal till you've seen this cats face...


Bryony says:


http://www.furaffinity.net/art/cerberus/1163174350.cerberus_dingaling.jpg


Bryony says:


AND OMG STOP TALKING XD I'm gonna fall off my chair


Matt says:


Oooh, he does not look happy LOL


Bryony says:


XD lol aye


Bryony says:


that is one homicidal cat


Matt says:


Reminds me of something someone posted on the fencing forum - PETA lovers beware!


Matt says:


http://video.google.co.uk/videoplay?docid=2137188726785792922


Bryony says:


XD NUUUUU NOT THAT


Bryony says:


http://video.google.co.uk/videoplay?docid=-3979377913850558374


Matt says:


"Hilarity detected"


Matt says:


Can't say that happens at HW...


Bryony says:


XD LOL STOP THAT


Matt says:


"Generating response: Sod off"


Bryony says:


I'll hurt you


Matt says:


"Chances of victory - 95% Recommended protocol - laugh"


Bryony says:


remember "it's christmas" the "lift and seperate" It'll happen to Feyd when i meet him in the rp


Matt says:


"Chances of victory - 45% Recommended strategy - deploy iron pants"


Bryony says:


Quit talking like that XD LOL


Matt says:


"Logic error - it's not Christmas til next month anyway"


Bryony says:


¬¬


Bryony says:


picky picky


Bryony says:


assmuffibn


Bryony says:


*muffin XD


Bryony says:


I can't type tonight


Bryony says:


XD


Matt says:


"Does not compute"


Bryony says:


XD


Matt says:


And why would you try and lift and separate Feyd in the RP?


Matt says:


Funny image - you try it on Gaget and all you hear is a hollow metallic clang


Bryony says:


XD OH GOD XD


Bryony says:


Stop making me laugh XD


Bryony says:


PEST! XD


Matt says:


"Running maximum peskiness subroutines"


Bryony says:


1 it would be funny to dismeber Feyd, and 2, cause your annoying me


Matt says:


"Recommended strategy: Nyah nyah"


Bryony says:


XD


Bryony says:


Assmuffin


Matt says:


"Error...does not compute...recommeded protocol: extend robot eyes and examine arse...analysis: error...arse appears to consist of titanium alloy, not muffins"


Bryony says:


I'm just going to block you now XD


Matt says:


"Running hacker subroutines..."


Matt says:


"Recommended strategy - deploy Neo"


Bryony says:


...


Matt says:


It's okay, I'll give you a short break LOL my potato is nearly done


Bryony says:


Riight


Bryony says:


later, dinner time.


Matt says:


"Generating annoying offline instant message for when she next logs on...complete...analysis - chances of extreme annoyance: 75%...recommended protocol: evil grin" *evil grin* "Alert...alert...iron pants compromised...error...error...error..."



EDIT - And here's how Gaget might react to a film


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=J6nnSea6GTY



-- Edited by [BOSS]Fenix at 19:20, 2006-11-25

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OMG i didn't think you'd actuallyt post that XD LOL You could have taken my bit outa it! :p

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XD Lol poor Gaget, he only wants to fit in.

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"Data added: Waiting with your guns at each other's throats in a tense standoff inadvisable. Adequate counter: Next time, just shoot the bastard."

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Gaget didnt have a gun, he had his electriftyed rod, Zell should of shot him, but wheres the fun in that.

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Gaget's subroutines for common-sense and coolness must have been in conflict

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Proberly

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