Nah the dark side can't offer me anything, so its usless 2 me, so its expendable.

You!? take over the world, in order to do that you've gotta get past me.

Yeah, after all two evil-genius wannabes are better than one. For my part I'll throw in my elite teams of cyborg agents and various alien super-soldiers if you let me have South America (so I can protect the Amazon rainforest and kid myself that I'm really a good guy).

Fenix you have a deal!

And sean you kill joy :p lol

dont cause im fuking wasted

I cant even remember writing that Never mix ur drinks ppl

Deal! I need you to kill laurie, duncan...

16 hours later...

and finally i need you to kill, what's his name...can't remember :P

But that will be great thanks :)

This one is kinda going that way by the looks of it :p

My minions are slacking, i'm weeks behind as it is, and now my doomsday device is being taken away by the repo man cause i'm outa cash :p lol
Need to appeal to some of the octher dark overlords for some money :p can't let Shakespeare know we're falling behind or he might have us killed :p

Yeah i'll just shut up :p

My advice is write to Goldmember and see if you can borrow his giant magnet to drag that asteroid made of solid gold out of orbit - that should solve your money problems.

I advise you to build up your contacts first - I have recently enlisted the help of the Seven Most Evil Men in History. Maybe you’ve heard of them:

Edward Blackdagger and his right-hand man Sedgewick, who I am told has a very cunning plan for aiding us in world domination.

Sir Wilbur Death - the most sadistic son-of-a-bitch this side of Ursa Major.

Two-fingered Pete - so called, not actually because he has two fingers, but because he likes to stick two fingers up at his unsuspecting targets before shooting them in the back.

Guy of Little Sodbury - a notorious highwayman who will provide the funds for our evil schemes.

Jean the French Bastard - who needs no introduction.

Preacher Bellows - a priest who will demoralise our opponents by running off with their girlfriends (note to self: keep a close eye on this bastard)

Jim Large (the Unspeakably Violent, Bull-buggering something or other…) - a dwarf with a massive height complex who fits easily into most overhead storage bins, perfect for the evil genius on the go.

*evil cackle*

EDIT - Okay, the astute amongst you will notice there's actually eight of them rather than seven if you count Sedgewick but what do evil geniuses care for typos?

-- Edited by [BOSS]Fenix at 23:21, 2006-04-13

Blackadder is such an inspiration to budding evil geniuses...

Maybe we should come up with a name for an allied world domination agency - how about the Pathalogically Silly Youths Craving Historic Omnipotence Syndicate - otherwise known by the acronym PSYCHOS?

[BOSS]Asreal wrote:

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I've ripped off all my favourite tv shows and films and stuff *points to BSG plane dealy and Stargate glider* :3~

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Only after re-reading that did it sink in, so it's only just now that I'm pointing out that the BSG plane dealies are called Vypers (unless you mean the Raptors or the Cylon Raiders). And why not go all the way and get your own Battlestar as an orbital base of operations? Hey, if one Cylon tart can assassinate some rod-up-the-back admiral to leave her ship up for grabs and get away with it, it shouldn't be that hard. You could have called on Scar the ace Cylon pilot to fight for you as well if Starbuck and whatsherface the junky pilot hadn't blown him away in the last episode Oh well, can't have everything.

For my starfighters I'm going to ring up the X-COM interceptors coz their pilots have such ace one-liners!

-- Edited by [BOSS]Fenix at 23:13, 2006-04-14

[BOSS]Asreal wrote:

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Anarchy Legions ^_^

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Whaaat?

Yeah, but where did Shakey get it from?