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RE: The randomness continues!


Oh your god XD hahaha :p

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You should copy his Ubidoobiwahminbam stories to word and all, they're hilariously random XD

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i'd rather not :p i'm trying to ignore them :p

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Do u guys even have a plan for taking over?

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I got quite a few actually :P trying to decide which one i'll go for. Thats why i have so many different doomsday machines and other things like that going :p

Like the frigging sharks with the figging lasers attached to their frigging heads... hehe i think i'll use them at some point :p

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ook?


So ur gonna turn the whole world against u?



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Well very few like me now and i doubt anyone will like me when i take over the world :p lol
but i'm not trying to turn the world against me no :P but any little blitters that stand in the way will probably be killed :p

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Aw, don't worry As, we still like you


I don't know if that's really true, but I'm trying to make you feel better LOL


Just get a propaganda campaign going to get the people on your side - maybe you could have a radio advert with a catchy jingle.


And lots of subliminal messaging



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A jingle? What kinda dark overload advertises with a jingle? :poh wait that would be you right?

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Care to help me think one up?


And if that doesn't work there's always Plan B (otherwise known as Operation: Maim, Kill, Burn)



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Plan B sounds better :p I'll inform the armies :p who should we conquer first? start small with aberdeen ya think maybe?

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Yeah LOL it's not like the local Neds will put up much resistance XD Once we get further south though the chavs'll get tougher.

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U take Aberdeen on first u'll face ur most powerful foe...me, and the neds aint the ones u should be worrying about if by fluke u get past me then try 2 take aberdeen u'll have the casuals (football tough guys) not the neds to worry about, they'll fall easily no matter where u go. lol

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In my experience just about anything goes down pretty quick if you point a shuriken catapult at it.


*cha-click*



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U cant hit wot u cant see (starts dancing around boxer style)



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Eh?


Well, interestingly, Shuricats are hard-wired to your visor so you can see exactly where they're pointing, and it helps you with targeting icons and night-vision overlay and all kinds of weird Eldar gizmos...so seeing the target isn't really a problem. Plus Eldar have good vision :D



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then i'll strap a Nuclear warhead to me forhead, and nut u into an oblivion.

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But then you'll blow up aberdeen anyway!

So stand down out the way before i punt your ass :p

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sacrifices, ok i'll blow up Aberdeen and kill thousands of innocent ppl along with myself, but think of the millions i would save in the long run.

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You would go down as a hero and me i'll go down as the super villan ^^
we both win :)

Dosnt' sound tooo bad :p You know youcould always just join our side :p i'm not goint to hurt aberdeen, i like it too much :p i'll just make being a chav illegal :p

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Never! lol

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Put that nuke down or I'll set my alien bodyguards on you!


http://www.planetavp.com/images/aliens.jpg


http://www.planetavp.com/images/predator.jpg



-- Edited by [BOSS]Fenix at 22:01, 2006-04-17

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*caually walks up to Alien* My right hand is the judgement of god! *slaps Alien*



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*alien looks confused for a second, then slaps Underdog back to send him flying into the wall*

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Gets up dust myself off, think to myself wot a pussy hit, ive been hit harder by neds.


I wont waste my time on a pussy Pred and Alien i'll get a couple of my lower ranking officers to deal with them.


http://img472.imageshack.us/img472/5549/img15237iu.jpg


Fear them!



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*alien recoils in horror*


What the feth are those guys!? LOL Ah well, doesn't matter - get 'em, lads!


http://www.mbnet.fi/jutut/ects99/kuvat/maanantai/alienresurrection.gif


(while Alien and one random scuffle in the background and Predator arm-wrestles with the other)


So, what's the next item of business? As, have you got your Doomsday Weapon back yet? Personally, I recommend the Definit Kil Inc. 50 Megahurt superlaser.



-- Edited by [BOSS]Fenix at 22:49, 2006-04-18

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Dooms day devices are for the weak. anyoo, if u want 2 congure something u dont fuking destroy it, wots the point then u'll have no1 2 worship you and wrk for u, not to metion no where 2 rule.

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hehe yeah but thats why you don't use the machines, they are just there for tradition :p lol and comical value lol
Plus if people think we have a finger on a button they wont rise againstus hehecause they will go down with us :p

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In a nutshell, blackmail.


"When you have power to destroy something, then you control it."


Paul Atreides, from Dune. Scarily enough, he was the good guy...



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that line about 'the rock of my arse' is taken from the book the archer's tale by bernard cromwell :P


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