You should copy his Ubidoobiwahminbam stories to word and all, they're hilariously random XD
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Captain Thule: We have yet to meet our betters, alien. All we have seen are deluded tyrants, heretics and alien scum. Farseer Taldeer: You should have looked beyond your mirror then.
I got quite a few actually :P trying to decide which one i'll go for. Thats why i have so many different doomsday machines and other things like that going :p
Like the frigging sharks with the figging lasers attached to their frigging heads... hehe i think i'll use them at some point :p
Well very few like me now and i doubt anyone will like me when i take over the world :p lol but i'm not trying to turn the world against me no :P but any little blitters that stand in the way will probably be killed :p
I don't know if that's really true, but I'm trying to make you feel better LOL
Just get a propaganda campaign going to get the people on your side - maybe you could have a radio advert with a catchy jingle.
And lots of subliminal messaging
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Captain Thule: We have yet to meet our betters, alien. All we have seen are deluded tyrants, heretics and alien scum. Farseer Taldeer: You should have looked beyond your mirror then.
And if that doesn't work there's always Plan B (otherwise known as Operation: Maim, Kill, Burn)
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Captain Thule: We have yet to meet our betters, alien. All we have seen are deluded tyrants, heretics and alien scum. Farseer Taldeer: You should have looked beyond your mirror then.
Yeah LOL it's not like the local Neds will put up much resistance XD Once we get further south though the chavs'll get tougher.
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Captain Thule: We have yet to meet our betters, alien. All we have seen are deluded tyrants, heretics and alien scum. Farseer Taldeer: You should have looked beyond your mirror then.
U take Aberdeen on first u'll face ur most powerful foe...me, and the neds aint the ones u should be worrying about if by fluke u get past me then try 2 take aberdeen u'll have the casuals (football tough guys) not the neds to worry about, they'll fall easily no matter where u go. lol
In my experience just about anything goes down pretty quick if you point a shuriken catapult at it.
*cha-click*
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Captain Thule: We have yet to meet our betters, alien. All we have seen are deluded tyrants, heretics and alien scum. Farseer Taldeer: You should have looked beyond your mirror then.
Well, interestingly, Shuricats are hard-wired to your visor so you can see exactly where they're pointing, and it helps you with targeting icons and night-vision overlay and all kinds of weird Eldar gizmos...so seeing the target isn't really a problem. Plus Eldar have good vision :D
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Captain Thule: We have yet to meet our betters, alien. All we have seen are deluded tyrants, heretics and alien scum. Farseer Taldeer: You should have looked beyond your mirror then.
You would go down as a hero and me i'll go down as the super villan ^^ we both win :)
Dosnt' sound tooo bad :p You know youcould always just join our side :p i'm not goint to hurt aberdeen, i like it too much :p i'll just make being a chav illegal :p
Captain Thule: We have yet to meet our betters, alien. All we have seen are deluded tyrants, heretics and alien scum. Farseer Taldeer: You should have looked beyond your mirror then.
*alien looks confused for a second, then slaps Underdog back to send him flying into the wall*
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Captain Thule: We have yet to meet our betters, alien. All we have seen are deluded tyrants, heretics and alien scum. Farseer Taldeer: You should have looked beyond your mirror then.
(while Alien and one random scuffle in the background and Predator arm-wrestles with the other)
So, what's the next item of business? As, have you got your Doomsday Weapon back yet? Personally, I recommend the Definit Kil Inc. 50 Megahurt superlaser.
-- Edited by [BOSS]Fenix at 22:49, 2006-04-18
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Captain Thule: We have yet to meet our betters, alien. All we have seen are deluded tyrants, heretics and alien scum. Farseer Taldeer: You should have looked beyond your mirror then.
Dooms day devices are for the weak. anyoo, if u want 2 congure something u dont fuking destroy it, wots the point then u'll have no1 2 worship you and wrk for u, not to metion no where 2 rule.
hehe yeah but thats why you don't use the machines, they are just there for tradition :p lol and comical value lol Plus if people think we have a finger on a button they wont rise againstus hehecause they will go down with us :p
"When you have power to destroy something, then you control it."
Paul Atreides, from Dune. Scarily enough, he was the good guy...
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Captain Thule: We have yet to meet our betters, alien. All we have seen are deluded tyrants, heretics and alien scum. Farseer Taldeer: You should have looked beyond your mirror then.